Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Definition: matrimony

After a lot of mulling I think I have arrived at a very insightful definition for marriage from the perspective of the husband. Here it goes:

Matrimony is an alliance where you harmoniously submit to the hegemony of your sanctimonious shonamony, rather than indulge in parsimony, to prevent greater damages of alimony.

My commiserations to those affected.

N.B. shonamony is a Bong word meaning 'darling'.

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